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spoiler alert: the jews made it out of israel alive

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  • Me: how hard is charoset anyway. its just apples wine and walnuts
  • Me: *2hours later*
  • Me: how did wine get over every counter top
  • Me: I didn't even chop up nuts in this corner
  • Me: shit do i have to add cinamon
  • Me: I'll never chop apples again this is to sticky
  • Me: did i really use all my bowls
  • Me: *sigh*
  • Me: mistakes were made
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merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

releasemyeffinflamingos:

They didn’t find him for a week.

reblogging because i headcanoned that they only found him because Tony happened to be flying that way and was like “that’s a freaking huge bird nesting in th- WHAT THE HECK CLINT? GUYS I FOUND CLINT!”

(via pumpkin-spice-trickster)

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nothistoryyet:

Welcome…to the Night Vale Circus.

Dear audience, a new man came into our big top today. Why his perfect and beautiful haircut? Why his perfect and beautiful costume? He says he is an aerialist…

Night Vale circus AU because why not.
Cecil is the ringmaster and Carlos is the new aerialist. 

Except halfway through the show Cecil runs out and-

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revealing he’s the second half of the fixed trapeze duo act with Carlos.

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kimstheworst:

- Welcome to Night Vale: “A Story About Them”

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The Man Who Is Not Short and the Man Who Is Not Tall at the Moonlite All-Nite Diner

*hawk shrieking noise*

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pcapitated:

I MADE A THING

TOO SOON

(via sixfigs)

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behindbobsburgers:

Make your own Equestranauts, Part Two!

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New plan: Captain Hook kisses The Dark One. He looses his magic and Zelina looses her main tool against every one else. Problem solved.

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It’s finally time! All the jokes that have been saved for the seder- it is time! The joke about the rabbi and the blind man. The one about the matzah bird. The one about the fourth child. The one about the angels watching the Egyptians dying in the red sea. Plague puns. That’s the way the matzah crumbles. Is that Elijah at the door or the dog? Afikoman jokes. Time to open your finest bottle of Manischewitz, and drink drink drink drink!

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paramore7151:

remembersunflowers:

Zelina: a powerful woman of color who’s main motivation is jealousy. she’s branded wicked because of her skin color and power.

that’s it. that’s the extent of her character. she also makes puns

Pfft you KNOW that’s not the end if it though.

knowing this show? it probably is. the time travel element though will probably be a game changer. if it’s anything else, it’ll be the love of a man that’s also deeply affected her. 

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Jolly Roger themes: identity 

Being a pirate … it’s a way of life. 

Using magic… it’s a way of life

Captain Hook is a pirate, and he declares that this is all he is. Emma Swan is learning magic but swears she won’t let her define her. The theme this episode seemed to be about identity and how you can’t let one thing define you. Being a pirate. Practicing magic. They can consume your life but it’s not just who you are. 

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Zelina: a powerful woman of color who’s main motivation is jealousy. she’s branded wicked because of her skin color and power.

that’s it. that’s the extent of her character. she also makes puns