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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

(via moogleandmoose)

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wonson:

remembersunflowers:

wonson:

Steve Carlsberg is clearly a Scorpio.

It is actually a confirmed fact from episode “Librarian”

Oh man I totally forgot. Time for a re-listen :D

It’s a live episode :/ no release yet

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wonson:

Steve Carlsberg is clearly a Scorpio.

It is actually a confirmed fact from episode “Librarian”

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but like I aM REALLY CONCERNED THAT THE LIGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN ISN’T BLINKING?????

but like I aM REALLY CONCERNED THAT THE LIGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN ISN’T BLINKING?????

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HELLO YES MY NAME IS DOUG AND I WILL HELP THE NICE SCIENTIST MAN AND PROTECT HIM FROM THE ROCKS IN THIS VAST DESERT YES YES I WILL HELP THE CARLOS

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Rumbkings thoughts!!! Did everyone else catch the episode one references??? because first an earthquake is reported by Carlos that does not register on the sesimigraph and if you recall, that is the first first thing Carlos did in Night Vale. Also the weather was pretty blatantly the story of Echo and Narcissisus. In episode one terms/ terms of year one storyline: Echo (Carlos) can hear Narcissus (Cecil) say I love you but could never say it back in her own words. These small things seemed to be saying ‘Carlos and Cecil have to relearn and rethink what their realationship is.’ Everything is being renegotiated.

But hey, fill out those insurance forms anyway

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did you just INVITE your boyfriend THE RADIO HOST to have phone sex with you ON AIR what were you thinking

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT STEVE CARLSBURG IS A SCORPIO AND NOT AS MUCH OF A JERK AS HE COULD HAVE BEEN THAT ONE TIME

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I looked up dating advice for astrological signs and under Aquarius it says:

Worst Relationship Matches

Taurus Need more stability and less intensity


*deep rumbling heard in the distance as cecilos shakes*

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  • Cecil: Who/What is the object of your adoration and/or obsession?
  • Carlos: What do people like most about you?
  • Wheat or Wheat By-products: Do you have any food allergies?
  • Dog Park: What was something you weren't allowed to do as a child?
  • Hooded Figures: Have you ever had a supernatural encounter?
  • Sheriff's Secret Police: Have you ever broken any of Night Vale's laws?
  • Weather: What is your favorite song?
  • Kevin: Something that makes you smile that really shouldn't.
  • Steve Carlsburg: What is a quality you dislike in a person?
  • Angels: Did you ever or do you still have imaginary friends?
  • Rico's Pizza: What is something you could eat every week for the rest of your life?
  • Mayor Winchell: What is something you are deathly passionate about?
  • Desert Bluffs: What place in the world do you hate the most?
  • Telly the Barber: Something you regret.
  • Glow Cloud: Have you ever killed an animal, accident or otherwise?
  • Khoshekh: What is your dream pet? Dead or alive, real or imaginary it doesn't matter.
  • Man in the Tan Jacket: Something you wish you could forget.
  • Apache Tracker: What is the most tasteless thing in your wardrobe?
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"I wasn’t worried, I was taking a selfie."

- Me 2k14 (via claireas)
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"I got chills
They’re multiplying
And I’m losing control
‘Cause the power you’re supplying
It’s electrifying!"

- Superstorm Sharknado Sandy, probably
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  • Friend: how was your date with cinderfella?
  • Me: lets just say I'm a big fan of Fish and Game's catch and release program
  • Friend: from now on we'll call him Dolly Varden
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  • American media:
  • Bomb a Jewish school: that's anti-Israel not antisemitic
  • Bomb a Muslim school: that's mass murder and sad
  • Bomb an american school: this was an act of TERRORISM and will not be TOLERATED look at the face of this SWEET INOCENT CHILD this is a national OUTCRY and we can say FOR ABSOULTE CERTAIN with no factual basis that this was probably MOST LIKELY a Jew or Muslim terrorist